seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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