i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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