of course. lets lasso hookers.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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