Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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