I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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