Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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