like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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