yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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