Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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