do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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