on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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