They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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