The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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