Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(636): View more from Missouri

I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?

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(518): View more from New York

everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home

(248): View more from Michigan

r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?

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(630): View more from Illinois

Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?

(1-630): View more from Illinois

Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting

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(631): View more from New York

our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college

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(816): View more from Missouri

Absence makes the cock grow harder.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine

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(914): View more from New York

You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor

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