The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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