erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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