Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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