Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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