You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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