We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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