Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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