That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
So much rum. So many feels.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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