I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
my poor anus
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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