Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Randomize
