I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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