i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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