Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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