Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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