she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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