he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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