just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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