im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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