I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
tell me about the eggs
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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