ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You took a bar mat shot.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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