What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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