quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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