Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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