Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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