just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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