Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Banned from zoo.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"