Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.