it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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