Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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