whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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