1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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