Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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