I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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