Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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