so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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