wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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