So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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