How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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