i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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