My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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