let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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